La mijloc de codru des
Nu e pic de wireless
La mijloc de codru des
Nu e pic de wireless
Inainte de casatorie
Dupa 10 ani de casnicie
Nu am gasit morcov, dar am luat asta din sertarul mamei
Ioane, baga un vers daca vrei sa dai la Vera
Mihaita, s-o iei la muita!
Scula este cu aproximativ 50% mai mare la fumatori decat la nefumatori.
Salut! Sunt Sorin si-am venit s-o fut pe Melania!
S-o ce?
Sorin!
Cand te trezesti noaptea sa te uiti pe telefon dar ai luminozitatea la maxim
Women are so wonderful they can forgive you, even if you are innocent
Boobs
Enticing men to do stupid shit since the beginning of time.
Ferrero Rocher
Smh this nigga ain’t even off flight arrest yet n he’s already acting wild.
When your parents ask where all the tissues went
Revelion la Vaslui
Hey
Hey how are you?
Good, how are you doing?
Good thanks and you?
Good and you?
Good thanks
When you see that booty jiggle when she’s walking in her leggings
O femeie petrece in medie 5 ani din viata in baie
Un barbat petrece 3 ani la usa baii intreband femeia : „mai ai?”
Legend say it still has a full battery
femeile sunt topite dupa barbatii care stie sa se conpoarte
Trebuie sa-ti traiesti viata alaturi de oamenii cu care iti traiesti viata
When you tried to kill the spider but it runs away and now you can’t find it
2017 waiting for me like
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died
Relationship goals
Why are they flat?
I could say the same thing about your tits
When she agrees to make a sex tape
-Mamico, ce este ejacularea?
-Draga mea, este acel moment cand barbatul isi pierde tot interesul pentru tine…
Work until your bank account looks like a phone number
Already done! Mine looks like an ambulance number
They said I could be anything so I became a swimmer
O petarda
Doua petarde
Good memories
Loading afro… 50%
WTF?
Doctor: hi how are you
ME: I’m well thanks
Doctor: get the fuck out then
Degeaba cur si tate, daca nu stii sa faci sarmale!
This boy was raised by two men. 32 years later, he blew up a planet. Still think it’s ok for gay couples to adopt?
Cunt destroyer
When she tries to kiss you AFTER HEAD
-Cum sa cuceresti o croitoreasa?
-Puteti sa-mi luati 20cm din pantalon.
Toata lumea da la buci, tu faci cruce si te culci
When your homie comes through & helps you out with a math problem you were struggling with.
Blowjobs are like flowers for men.
Vine iarna si eu nu am relatie, pe cine pula mea o sa trimit la tigari?
Daca esti urata, esti urata! nu ma lua cu „frumusetea interioara”, ca nu am ochelari cu raze X
5 ore sa te aranjezi, depilezi, pensezi… Si te fute 3 minute
Had a fight with an ERECTION this morning BEAT IT single handed
Doctors be like…
Go buy this
Pussy Hair
Esti frumoasa ca o zi de sarbatoare… Ca sambata mortilor…
Trebuie sa vomit, dar nu pot
-Baga-ti degetul…
-Asa am auzit si eu dar tot nu merge, mi-am dat drumul de 8 ori dar de vomitat, nimic…
The truth about Original Sin