ce este casatoria?

Ce este casatoria?
Casatoria este un cuvant elegant ce reprezinta adoptarea unui barbat adult care nu mai poate fi crescut de parintii lui.



Proverb rusesc

Proverb rusesc:
Rudele si prietenii nu ti-i alegi!


multumesc

Meaning of life…

What is the meaning of life?

-My dick. ūüėČ
-You’re right. Life’s short :)))

 

La mijloc de codru des…

La mijloc de codru des

Nu e pic de wireless

Femeile…

Inainte de casatorie

Dupa 10 ani de casnicie

Nu am gasit morcov…

Nu am gasit morcov, dar am luat asta din sertarul mamei

Ioane, baga un vers…

Ioane, baga un vers daca vrei sa dai la Vera

Mihaita, s-o iei la muita!

Scula este cu…

Scula este cu aproximativ 50% mai mare la fumatori decat la nefumatori.

Salut!

Salut! Sunt Sorin si-am venit s-o fut pe Melania!

S-o ce?

Sorin!

Cand te trezesti…

Cand te trezesti noaptea sa te uiti pe telefon dar ai luminozitatea la maxim

Women are so wonderful…

Women are so wonderful they can forgive you, even if you are innocent

Boobs

Boobs

Enticing men to do stupid shit since the beginning of time.

Ferrero Rocher

Ferrero Rocher

Smh this nigga..

Smh this nigga ain’t even off flight arrest yet n he’s already acting wild.

When your parents…

When your parents ask where all the tissues went

Revelion la Vaslui

Revelion la Vaslui

Me trying to flirt

Hey

Hey how are you?

Good, how are you doing?

Good thanks and you?

Good and you?

Good thanks

When you see…

When you see that booty jiggle when she’s walking in her leggings

 

 

O femeie petrece..

O femeie petrece in medie 5 ani din viata in baie

Un barbat petrece 3 ani la usa baii intreband femeia : „mai ai?”

Legend say…

Legend say it still has a full battery

femeile sunt topite…

femeile sunt topite dupa barbatii care stie sa se conpoarte

Trebuie sa-ti traiesti…

Trebuie sa-ti traiesti viata alaturi de oamenii cu care iti traiesti viata

When you tried..

When you tried to kill the spider but it runs away and now you can’t find it

2017 waiting for me….

2017 waiting for me like

Last Christmas I gave you…

Last Christmas I gave you my heart

But the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died

Relationship goals

Relationship goals

Why are they flat?…

Why are they flat?

I could say the same thing about your tits

When she agrees…

When she agrees to make a sex tape

 

Mamico, ce este…

-Mamico, ce este ejacularea?

-Draga mea, este acel moment cand barbatul isi pierde tot interesul pentru tine…

Work until…

Work until your bank account looks like a phone number

Already done! Mine looks like an ambulance number

They said I could…

They said I could be anything so I became a swimmer

O petarda…

O petarda

Doua petarde

Good memories…

Good memories

Loading afro…

Loading afro… 50%

WTF?

WTF?

Doctor: hi how are you…

Doctor: hi how are you

ME: I’m well thanks

Doctor: get the fuck out then

Degeaba cur si tate…

Degeaba cur si tate, daca nu stii sa faci sarmale!

This boy was raised…

This boy was raised by two men. 32 years later, he blew up a planet. Still think it’s ok for gay couples to adopt?

Cunt destroyer

Cunt destroyer

When she tries to…

When she tries to kiss you AFTER HEAD

Cum sa cuceresti…

-Cum sa cuceresti o croitoreasa?

-Puteti sa-mi luati 20cm din pantalon.

Toata lumea da la buci..

Toata lumea da la buci, tu faci cruce si te culci

When your homie….

When your homie comes through & helps you out with a math problem you were struggling  with.

Blowjobs are…

Blowjobs are like flowers for men.

vine iarna si…

Vine iarna si eu nu am relatie, pe cine pula mea o sa trimit la tigari?

daca esti urata…

Daca esti urata, esti urata! nu ma lua cu „frumusetea interioara”, ca nu am ochelari cu raze X

Doctors be like…

Doctors be like…

Go buy this

Trebuie sa vomit…

Trebuie sa vomit, dar nu pot

-Baga-ti degetul…

-Asa am auzit si eu dar tot nu merge, mi-am dat drumul de 8 ori dar de vomitat, nimic…

I need …

I need vitamin SEA

ikea css

#ikea{
display: table
}

Real programmers count from 0

Real programmers count from 0.

A SQL query goes into a bar…

A SQL query goes into a bar, ¬†walks up to two tables and asks: „Can i join you?”

3 SQL Databases

3 SQL Databaseswalked into a NoSQL bar.

A little while later … they walked out

Because they couln’t find a table.

Oameni de succes …ratati

Oameni de succes / Ratati

Te-ai indragostit si tu cum fac toate …

Te-ai indragostit si tu cum fac toate fetele destepte …ca proasta :)))))))

Pe cand eram eu copil …

Pe cand eram eu copil

Marea moarta era doar bolnava!

Hai la mine ….

„Hai la mine sa vedem un film.”

Cand ea vrea sa para dulce …

Cand ea vrea sa para dulce si dragastoasa ,

dar tu stii de fapt cine este ea

Barbatii sunt precum caramelele …

Barbatii sunt precum caramelele

fut si secara

Cum se numeste un baiat …

Cum se numeste un  baiat cu muschi, dar prost?

Strongbow

69…

ūüėģ + :p=69

This message is invisible …

This message is invisible. Only people who masturbate can read it !

Iubirea este pasiunea ..

„Iubirea este paiunea bipolara izovrata din inimi tangente care sublimeaza clarobscurul diminctilor atavice”

(Florin Salam)

Bancuri din Ardeal …

Orgasmul are 6 faze :

1.Exclamativ(ah ,ah, ah)

2. Geografic(aici,aci)

3.Matematic(inca, inca)

4.Religios(Doamne , ce bine e!)

5.Sinucigas(imi vine sa mor!)

6.Criminal(scoate o si te omor!)

Don ‘t fart in an Apple Store …

Don ‘t fart in an Apple Store

Because thay dont have windows

Usain Bold …

Usain Bold

Usain Italic

E clar …

E clar …

ai temperatura

girls friends

girls friends

Removable …

Removable

Make a Wish ! …

Make a Wish

Sa moara familia mea.. nu stiu.. Academia de sthil

If you have to Ask …

If you have to Ask a woman if you made here cum

you didn ‘t.

Oaie gara …

Oaie gara be so rude

Ce ati patit …

Ce ati patit  ? Am o problema la plamani , vreau sa ma asculti.

Nu ascult Fuego

Legenda spune …

Legenda spune ca fetele mai timide si l baga cu doua maini

Oh, You Thought…..

Oh, You Thought

Married woman still give blowjobs

nobody cleans a house ….

Nobody cleans a house faster than a guy expeting sex

te plictisesti ? ….

Te plictisesti ? Trimite un sms cu textul ” sunt insarcinata ” La un numar necunoscut .

Nu va mai pensati …

Nu va mai pensati ca proastele . In special baietii.

This could be us …

This could be us !!! But your man didn ‘t go to work today…

Te vreau aproape …

„Te vreau aproape ca-n povesti… ” Cum adica „aproape”? ¬†Capra, dar fara iezi !

This could be us…

This could be us…

But I don’t save hoes

claxonul se foloseste…

Claxonul se foloseste pentru a evita un pericol iminent .. Aaa !!! de aia la o nunta se claxoneaza atat si tot degeaba

o partida buna de sex

O partida buna de sex trebuie sa se auda ca alergatul in slapi!

Steve , i found thise in the drawer ….

Steve , i found thise in the drawer.  Do we still need them?

Mark

prima intanlire

Prima intalnire  vs casatorie

what if i told…

What if i told you That ‘s not funny

Aloo , biroul de informatii ? …

Aloo , biroul de informatii ?  Spuneti- mi, va rog , unde pot gasi viagra pentru femei ? РIn orice magazin de bijuterii.

Passport control at the airport …

Passport control at the airport :

-Nationality?

-Russian

-Occupation ?

-No , no , just visiting

whose funeral is this ….

whose funeral is this ? Haven’t decided yet.

No more excuses bitches

No more excuses bitches gon be sucking dick like pornstars now

ce vrei de ziua ta ..

Ce vrei de ziua ta , iubi?

-Chiar nu stiu.. Ceva substantial iti iau , oricum .

Audi , eu nu s ca celelalte .

Auzi*

Da-ti hainele jos..

Da-ti hainele jos, vreau sa bag la spalat

Doua lucruri ma alina…

Doua lucruri ma alina si ma vindeca de boala, Damigeana cand ii ¬†plina si mandruta cand ii goala…

Intr-o zi voi….

Intr-o zi voi conduce lumea

La mese!

Who needs …

Who needs a boyfriend when your bank account goes down on you every day.

Coke bottle

Coke bottle

moanday….

Moanday Tongueday Wetday Thirstday Freakday Sexday Suckday

Nu imi e foame…

Nu imi e foame… Iau doar asa de pofta

BMW…

BMW

Fast people…

Fast people selfie stick